Evil Water Jug
Where do you go as an EVIL employee that wants to waste time? Of course, your neareast water jug !
Around this skull shaped water jug you will get to hear the latest gossip while your manager tells you exactly how much money it is costing the company that you are just standing there doing nothing.
Wait a second? What does it say on that sign? What are you guys drinking?
Holy shit...is that? UNICORN TEARS. EVIL water jugs are filled with goddamned UNICORN TEARS.
EVIL, what a lovely place to work at.